Definitions by Katelynne's dad

TELEPATHETIC

Using ones mind to make others be more pathetic than they already are.

Keep your patheticness to yourself, stop being TELEPATHETIC.

TELEPATHETIC by Katelynne's dad January 20, 2025

Hot Sputtered popcorn

When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.

The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .

Hot Sputtered popcorn by Katelynne's dad July 17, 2022

STOOPID

The actual level of ones stupidity determines how many O's are added to the root word STUPID.

Johnny's answer was more than dumb, it was down right stupid, but the answer Jimmy gave was way worse,. Now we call Johnny Stoopid and Jimmy stoooooooopid

STOOPID by Katelynne's dad April 28, 2021

troutzilla

TROUTZILLA: simply put, she is the biggest HOhooker, tramp, slut you know

guy 1: Did you see TROUTZILLA over there, trying to work that corner?
guy 2: yeah , that ho is the biggest tramp ever.

troutzilla by Katelynne's dad April 22, 2020

fairy-go-round

Fairy-go-round: an upside-down barstool at full capacity during happy hour at the gay bar.

Have you been to the Blue Oyster bars latest attraction ? its called a fairy-go-round, but really its just an upside-down barstool so they seat more people during happy hour.

fairy-go-round by Katelynne's dad April 22, 2020

ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

ASS SNEEZE by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

UNCLE DADDY

When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant, and she keeps the baby, that makes you UNCLE DADDY

Me and my sister , I mean your mom wondered if you were gonna take me, your UNCLE DADDY or her, your AUNT MA to the parent teacher conferences? Being that your almost old enough to vote and still in the first grade.

UNCLE DADDY by Katelynne's dad March 22, 2013