Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.
Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.
by Kate Charlton August 01, 2008
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hole-in-three

The act of cumming in a woman's ass, pussy, and mouth all in one orgasm. It takes both good control and a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy, continued cumming, and one last time held himself until she rolled over and he was able to complete cumming in her eager mouth completing the hole-in-three.
by Kate Charlton February 09, 2008
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Sexiversary

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008
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Sexiversary

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008
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Sex Goggles

Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.
David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.
by Kate Charlton July 28, 2008
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jalobes

Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.
by Kate Charlton May 21, 2008
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Crescendoing

The act of moaning your partner's name louder and louder as you near orgasm.
I thought she was a decent lay but then she started crescendoing there towards the end and it totally got me off. Yeah, I'd do her again.
by Kate Charlton August 12, 2008
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