Definitions by Kate Charlton

Motorbating 

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbating helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

Motorbating by Kate Charlton October 3, 2008

Motorbate 

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Sandy motorbates to stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

Motorbate by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008

Motorbation

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbation helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

Motorbation by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008

Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

Cowmooflage by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

Courtesy Blow Job 

To give or receive a blowjob without any return on the favor.

After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.

Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.

Courtesy Blow Job by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

Sex Goggles 

Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.

David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.

Sex Goggles by Kate Charlton August 24, 2008

Rural Girl 

A lovely Midwestern cornfed girl who has all of the traits and mannerisms of someone raised in the Midwest.

Rural girl beamed as John pulled up on his tractor, dressed in a rented tux, all ready for prom.

Rural Girl by Kate Charlton August 23, 2008