Kate's definitions

scouser

i hate the way wools go on about scousers it really annoys me. If half of the stupid greasy heded gelled haired scals actually got their facts right then they would realise that 70% of the crime rate is actually in manchester/ warrington areas an not in liverpool! so the next time a wool calls u a scal or ses "go an rob a car" tell them to fuck off an go an wash there greasy permed haired an to go an get it dyed agen cos the roots are down to their ass! Wools wear baggy jeans an footy shirts wich just dont go an big sketcher trainers with big chunky light up heals on the bottom also last years fashion coats with there hair gelled bak so it wont move out of place for two centurys an have light blue eyeshadow on with big hop earings an two dangly peaces of hair down the side of their face an not forgetting the famous "hoodies" wich luk an absoloute show an jus luk scruffy so all u wools can fuk off hu skit scousers an am sure thereare sum wools hu are nice in fact i no there are wools hu r nice but scousers are nice too so dont fuking forget it!!!nobs

wool: "haha say funky chicken haha hehe"
Scouser: er no go an wash ye hair ye scruff

by kate June 27, 2004

dur

1)A replacement of "no shit" or "duh"

2)An expression showing that something someone said is obvious

Liz: Katy definitly likes Brad.
Jamie: Well, dur! She sent him 3 love letters!

Jackie: What's the capital of Wyoming?
Doug: Jackie, we just learned that in class today. You can figure it out.
Jackie: Uhm...Cheyenne?
Doug: Dur.

by Kate June 22, 2004

homophobic

A fear of homosexuals (most likely for a ridiculous reason)

see: racist

Joanna: I just found out what homophobic means. It's like, sooo gross! I'm homophobic!

by Kate June 21, 2004

George W. Bush

A really idiotic president who starts wars in various countries because he can, frequently chokes on pretzels and has two pothead hookers as daughters

GWB should burn.

by Kate June 21, 2004

muffy

She is a cute little kitty who goes MEOWPURRR.

Muffy says meowmeow give me food.

by kate June 3, 2004

medigiskepsis

The contemplation of presenting the middle finger in an offensive manner--usually in order to infer, "Fuck off!"

I have a serious problem with road rage. Every time I hit a little bit of traffic, I am struck with a strong case of medigiskepsis.

by Kate May 24, 2004

your mom

insult or random phrase that can be thrown into a conversation at any time. popularized by little known, but now famous at Wakefield, Adam Faigan.

Kate: Hey Adam, pass me that stapler, will you?

Adam: Your Mom's a stapler! *snickers*
~no one laughs as he looks around~
You All Hate me. you're all mean to me *pretends to cry*

Kate: Shut up Adam

by kate May 16, 2004