Bragger

Someone who's been bragging around.

Guy 1: Hey! I just got ranked 1st at everything in my entire life.
Guy 2: You're just a bragger, who's greedy wanted to be far more superior, who turned out to be a perfectionist playing favorites and go touch grass.

by Karma will get you! February 24, 2022

Fatherland citizen

A term that was used to embrace a German citizen, it was often used to accuse them as a n*zi.

Guy 1: Are you a Fatherland citizen?
German citizen: Ja! How did you know?
Guy 1: I was asking why you have German decent?
German citizen: Because Germany is my homeland.

by Karma will get you! March 08, 2022

Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

Normie

Memes:
A person who doesn't know anything or wasn't interested about meme culture and always touch grass, especially in the most apolitical manner.
Politics:
A derogatory term for a person with liberal, moderate, or apolitical views, mostly used by political extremists, such as neo-Nazis and the alt-right movement.

Memes:
Guy 1: Hey! Check this meme out!
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm not interested in meme culture, 'cuz I'm a normie. :(
Guy 1: Ah damn, must've been. Maybe I should touch grass right now...
Guy 2: It's okay, you don't have to do it right now. Let's just be ourselves.
Politics:
Guy 1: LONG LIVE TRUMP AND THE MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN EMPIRE THAT HE WILL CREATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Dude, you don't have to be loyal and a hardcore fan to a leader, who wants to be a dictator, like Trump was! You must know the consequences of it!
Guy 1: FUCK OFF NORMIE!!!!!!!! 'CUZ YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKING LIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Jesus Christ... I should've known that he's been using Twitter and 4chan infamous /pol/ board again, and always doesn't touch grass, in the most controversial manner.

by Karma will get you! February 28, 2022

Enjoying the show

Anything that is considered unexpected.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)

by Karma will get you! February 14, 2022

Earworm

A condition that was caused by a song that is considered addictive.

Guy 1: I have a earworm!
Guy 2: Then what song causes it?
Guy 1: 🎵 Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down🎵
Guy 2: OH FU--

by Karma will get you! March 24, 2022

192.26.78.103

An IP Address that was meant to be a sign that you have to touch grass.

Guy 1: You're dick is small, so go kill yourself.
Guy 2: 192.26.78.103
Guy 1 finally realized that karma has finally got him and has to touch grass, and will never be seen to the world ever again.

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022