Karl's definitions

shoobie

A worthless subordinant of a pimp. Usually sent to do dangerous chores which the pimp considers to dangerous to perform himself. (from California slang)

John, the pimp who lives down the street, sent his shoobie Mark to the drughouse to score drugs for his prostitutes.

by Karl April 19, 2004

fagtron

like saying faggit but in a funnier way

you fagtron!!!

by karl October 8, 2003

moog

one of the best synthesizer manufacturers ever. started by bob moog, inventor of the VCF (voltage controlled filter). not surprizingly, the filters on a moog synth are wonderful. if you have a moog, rejoyce! you have a serious machine.

it actually rhymes with the word vogue, though everyone still calls it mooooog.

by karl July 13, 2004

smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.

person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"

by karl December 4, 2004

hardflip

a trick in skateboarding. theoretically its a kickflip and a frontside shove-it simultaneously, but they always end up flipping vertically rather than horizontal because your front foot gets in the way of the FS shove-it.

du check that 9 stair hardflip!

by karl December 29, 2004

TB-303

one of the most wanted sounds in electronic music, rivaling the tr-808, tr-909 and several moog synths. It was supposed to sound like a real bass guitar, which it totally sucked at. so roland, the manufacturer, stopped making them pretty quickly, so they're kinda rare. after that, house Djs in the 80's started messing around with them (Dj peirre?) and found that you could make some pretty wild sounds with them. 303s eventually came to form their own style of music Acid, where the 303 is in basically every song, or at least another synth trying to sound like a 303.

the 303 is actually a very simple synth, considering it only has one oscillator, only two waveform options (saw, square) and a (wicked) lowpass filter. so basically the filter is the best thing about it. it also has a built in sequencer, which allows you to program your bassline into it, then hit play and tweak the filter while it plays, making a freaking awesome sound! people also put effects on it, like phasor, distortion, and delay.

by karl July 15, 2004

Cunty mints

a refresher of the vaginal region

look down your local confectioners

by Karl November 25, 2003