Definitions by Kari Mackenzie

CHS 

Acronym for Chelsea Handler Syndrome.

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.

Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have CHS"

CHS by Kari Mackenzie February 6, 2008

Chelsea Handler Syndrome 

Also known as CHS

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.

Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"

Chelsea Handler Syndrome by Kari Mackenzie February 6, 2008

Bethany Whisper 

1. Proper Noun. A fake lingerie company in which a person is in only if they are a whore. Not to be confused with Victoria's Secret, which does not condone whoreish behavior.

2. Izzie Stevens had an ad for Bethany Whisper in Grey's Anatomy to pay her way through med school.

"WHOAAAA. Linda is in this month's issue of Bethany Whisper. Look what she's wearing."

Bethany Whisper by Kari Mackenzie February 5, 2008

DL Squared 

"DADDY LONG LEGS" Any male that has super skinny and very long legs. Lookin' like a spider.

JO! That boy be a DL squared over there look at his spider legs!

DL Squared by Kari Mackenzie February 5, 2008

Penetration Island 

(Chelsea Handler)David Copperfield's Island. It's not a place you want to be!

After every show, David Copperfield takes a couple of chicks to Penetration Island, but they don't like the magic wand anymore.

Penetration Island by Kari Mackenzie February 5, 2008

Jaggedy 

1. When something did not go smoothly.
2. Something with jagged edges
3. When somebody messes up. (jags)

1. That car ride was all jaggedy.
2. That was one jaggedy ass hairbrush handle.
3. My last two back tucks were fuckin' jaggedy!

Jaggedy by Kari Mackenzie February 5, 2008

MWRC 

Acronym for made with real cheese, two girls' video production name.

"MWRC has a new video!"

MWRC by Kari Mackenzie February 5, 2008