It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.
by Karen&KyleKoss December 19, 2020
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It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021
Get the Meth-Math mug.Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.
by Karen&KyleKoss June 15, 2022
Get the Semen-Demon mug.Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.
by Karen&KyleKoss September 14, 2020
Get the Wapsicle mug.A term of endearment used to describe a partner that employs the male sexual apparatus in unison with other appendages and patterns of movement intended to produce a satisfying sexual experience for the recipient.
by Karen&KyleKoss March 18, 2021
Get the Wein-Machine mug.An expression of contempt intended to undermine a social construct that intends to impose the expectation of gifts and public displays of affection; to demonstrate what should otherwise be consistent, respectful, mutually beneficial treatment of the people an individual has sex with.
Heather and Kyle, accurately described as damaged-goods, tip-toed around their discomfort of expressing affection using pro-social behavior; abhorrently re-coining February 14th as “Happy Valentine’s Gay”, at the risk of being culturally canceled.
by Karen&KyleKoss February 13, 2021
Get the Happy Valentine’s Gay mug.After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".
by Karen&KyleKoss December 25, 2020
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