Karate Jesus's definitions

Huoston

A cool city in Texas.
1. Saved Apollo 13
2. Got fucked by a cheap floozie with huge knockers
3. got nuked in ID4

Don't wanna be texican idiot!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

postcum

An ejaculatory phenomenon that is far worse, and far more annoying than "precum". Postcum is the same as precum but often contains a little truecum aswell.

I knew Tana was going to be at work today so I jacked off then when I was done, changed pants. Too bad I forgot about postcum. On the way their some remnants leaked out of me penis and stained my freshly ironed khakis.

by Karate Jesus November 12, 2004

Bolmphe d'la femme

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004

Spinnerz

A difficult break dancing move name after the automobile accessorie. In this move the dabce struts foreward does something resembling a moon walk then stops, pivots and makes on of fis legs spin around clocckwise while the other spins counter-clockwise. Then one leg stops while the other continues spinning and the dancer moves away.

I fractured my pelvis attempting to pull a spinnerz at the disco last night.

by Karate Jesus January 30, 2005

E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME!

What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night

A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. The only words he knew in English were "No police" and "E.T. phone home" He was probably an illegal immigrant. True Story.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004