Definitions by Karate Jesus

E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME! 

What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night

A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. The only words he knew in English were "No police" and "E.T. phone home" He was probably an illegal immigrant. True Story.

E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME! by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Pregger Preps 

The kind of girls I hit on at my middle school with hopes of drinking their urine and breast milk.

Me: So you're going to have a baby?
Alicia: Duh...
Me: Is the dad still around?
Alicia: No that fucker left.
Me: Well if you ever feel lonely, here's my digits!

Pregger Preps by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Jesus Eat World 

A little known Christian band that make sfun of Jimmy Eat World. Someone will probably delete this thinking it's a fake group then shit themselves the next day when they here J.E.W. on XM Radio.

I never thought I would see the day. It's as big of a surprise as the Beastie Boys were.

Jesus Eat World by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Huoston 

A cool city in Texas.
1. Saved Apollo 13
2. Got fucked by a cheap floozie with huge knockers
3. got nuked in ID4

Don't wanna be texican idiot!

Huoston by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Inspector Gadget 

What some women call their OBGYN.

Go go gadget-speculum!

Inspector Gadget by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Canadian Idiot 

A good song by Blue Day it goes somethin' like this...

DON'T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT!
I LIKE BIG TITS ON GIRLS THAT ARE INNUIT!
This is a song about the Canadian Nation, Vancouver is a place full of Asians.
All around the CanAdian Nation. Red necks are beatin up on Hatians. Chug some syrup and listen to Sum 41. Avril has sharp teeth!

Canadian Idiot by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004