13 definitions by Karate Jesus

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

by Karate Jesus December 8, 2004

Geek Squad

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.

Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

Inspector Gadget

What some women call their OBGYN.

Go go gadget-speculum!

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME!

What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night

A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. The only words he knew in English were "No police" and "E.T. phone home" He was probably an illegal immigrant. True Story.

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

postcum

An ejaculatory phenomenon that is far worse, and far more annoying than "precum". Postcum is the same as precum but often contains a little truecum aswell.

I knew Tana was going to be at work today so I jacked off then when I was done, changed pants. Too bad I forgot about postcum. On the way their some remnants leaked out of me penis and stained my freshly ironed khakis.

by Karate Jesus November 13, 2004

Bolmphe d'la femme

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004