pastorama

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

Huoston

A cool city in Texas.
1. Saved Apollo 13
2. Got fucked by a cheap floozie with huge knockers
3. got nuked in ID4

Don't wanna be texican idiot!

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME!

What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night

A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. The only words he knew in English were "No police" and "E.T. phone home" He was probably an illegal immigrant. True Story.

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

Spinnerz

A difficult break dancing move name after the automobile accessorie. In this move the dabce struts foreward does something resembling a moon walk then stops, pivots and makes on of fis legs spin around clocckwise while the other spins counter-clockwise. Then one leg stops while the other continues spinning and the dancer moves away.

I fractured my pelvis attempting to pull a spinnerz at the disco last night.

by Karate Jesus January 30, 2005

Pregger Preps

The kind of girls I hit on at my middle school with hopes of drinking their urine and breast milk.

Me: So you're going to have a baby?
Alicia: Duh...
Me: Is the dad still around?
Alicia: No that fucker left.
Me: Well if you ever feel lonely, here's my digits!

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

Bolmphe d'la femme

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004