Karab okama's definitions

Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

microtransactions

when you have sexual intercourse and/or ejaculation while having a micropenis

Johnny came over last night and gave me some good microtransactions with his tiny dick

by Karab okama December 1, 2020

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020

Fap dungeon

A cave that a man creature crawls into to masturbate, he rarely leaves, only to get food

"Anyone see Josh? Haven't seen him all day..."

"Yeah he's in his fap dungeon..."

by Karab okama January 7, 2021

RCL

Random Crazy Laughter:

When you suddenly outburst into laughter after thinking about something funny that had happened recently. People usually give you weird stares as you fumble to explain your sudden laughter.

I was at work yesterday when I thought of that joke the other night and had a total RCL.

by Karab okama July 19, 2017