Knowledge Bulimia

When schools stuff a bunch of useless "knowledge" into kids' heads for the sole purpose of brain-vomiting it back onto a test paper.

"Ugh, I've got knowledge bulimia from all the useless crap my teacher makes me study".

by Kanna-Chan April 16, 2020

Cheap Man's Vacation

A cheap vacation of exploring Google Maps. See all the sites from the comfort of your home!

I took a cheap man's vacation to Mexico with Google Maps. I ordered some Taco Bell to make it more authentic.

by Kanna-Chan June 18, 2015

rectoral college

What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.

Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!

by Kanna-Chan December 20, 2016

douchebag

"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me

I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!

by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017

Pulling the ball away

Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.

Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.

by Kanna-Chan March 06, 2022

Ma'amspreading

The female version of manspreading . Done mostly by women who are not concerned with being lady-like. May also apply in cases where women block a seat with her bags/purse.

Excuse me lady, but could you stop ma'amspreading and let me sit down?

by Kanna-Chan June 27, 2018

Nanny

When a pitbull rips a child to pieces

Pitnutter: "Pitbulls are nanny dogs!"

Rational people: So you're starting to use "nannying" as a euphemism for "mauling" now?

by Kanna-Chan June 04, 2022