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Definitions by Kaneisabottler

Ter Static 

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.
Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?
Ter Static by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Pionel Pessi 

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.
Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.
Pionel Pessi by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021
Another name for an asshole, as it is the passageway for a person at their 'bottom' (which is similar to the South). It could also refer to England's national football team manager Gareth Southgate, or most commonly both at the same time.
Fuck Southgate.
Southgate by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Ball Hogba

Refers to French midfielders which thinks they are better than they are in reality, and so attempts skills and tricks which he can't get away with rather than passing. While they are bad, it can usually be said that they are still better than any midfielder in Tottenham Hotspur's history.
When is this Ball Hogba going to go back to Juventus so he can become a better player again?
Ball Hogba by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Penandes 

Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.
Why is Penandes rated so highly, all he does is dive.
Penandes by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021
A nickname for Tottenham player Bergwijn which calls attention to his poor footballing ability as well as how he spent the majority of his season.
When is Bergwank going to do something notable on the pitch?
Bergwank by Kaneisabottler June 20, 2021

Harry Kan't

A more accurate name for Tottenham and England striker Harry Kane which better represents his footballing ability.
Harry Kan't is so shit. Why does he keep disappearing in big games?
Harry Kan't by Kaneisabottler June 20, 2021