Kaneisabottler's definitions

LeChina

Just a gay ass woman from Akron 🤴🏿

I called LeBron James yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... very odd... because whenever I call MJ it usually has 6 rings to it. And he always comes up clutch answering my calls. Must be bc LeMickey has 0 real rings! As calculated, LeChina let us down again!

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022

Spurm

Describes the sperm that is specifically swallowed by Tottenham Hotspur fans

Harry Kane swallows spurm.

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021

Dusansexual

Nickname for those who enjoy watching the greatest striker in football history, Dusan Vlahovic.

We are all Dusansexual

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Penandes

Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.

Why is Penandes rated so highly, all he does is dive.

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Fatcho

An overrated English winger that plays for the football club Penchester United. What he lacks in skill, he makes up for in his weight.

Why would Penchester United waste so much money on Fatcho?

by Kaneisabottler August 6, 2021

Greek Freak

A common nickname used to refer to a certain basketballer with no real rings called Giannis Antetotecumetimputinunetunicummytonkumpo.

When will the Greek Freak win a real ring?

by Kaneisabottler March 14, 2022

Steph McFlurry

The combination of the McFlurry from McDonalds and the ejaculate of a McDonalds employee. It is most commonly made and served to people that believe it is a regular McFlurry, but it is also known to be Steph Curry's favourite meal, which he consumes on a daily basis.

A certain basketballer with no real rings just came into my McDonalds and asked me to make a Steph McFlurry for him.

by Kaneisabottler March 6, 2022