KalloFox34's definitions

The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019

Beefwurst

A slang term for what is commonly referred to as a PENIS.

Peter: Hey, Quagmire. Have sex yet?
Quagmire: I boned this 16-year-old with my beefwurst last night.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.

I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!

by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Orangutan

A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).

Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!

by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

Pabst Blue Virus

The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.

Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?

by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020