Tax Man

Criminal. Absolute scum, steal you hard earned money without any retribution. Awful that these "people" can get away with such heinous crimes.

If you're reading this tax man know that your day of reckoning will be upon you soon.

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

Tommy Johnson

A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.

Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"

by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021

Miss Ragavaloo

Science teacher I had in year 10

"We have Science with miss Ragavaloo did you do the homework"
"No"

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

Big Sweaty Men

Me I am the Big Sweaty Men

"How are you fellas doing it's me the Big Sweaty Men"
"Thiruson fuck off"

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

Mr Vince

Some noncey teacher who works at schools and flees the continent when he's discovered.

I got a detention with Mr VInce and my asshole has never been the same.

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

Danar

Beeg eard penguin

Person One: "Oi you seen that danar penguin, proper big ears he 'as"
Person Two: "Yea' bruv 'e's got masive fuckin' lugs on that fella"
Person One: "Humongous 'earin' holes on that donny"
Person Two: "Major lobes he 'as on that 'ed of his"
Person One: "Sizeable auricles if I do say so myself, and I do"
Person Two: "Bloody immense notes on 'im"
Person One: "Momentous knakers on 'es temples"
Person Two: "Far-reaching empires that bender 'as"
Person One: "Grand earthflaxes"
Person Two: "Substantial Route 'oles"
Person One: "Major dishes"

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

Leigh Academy

The Leigh academy is a Ghetto School in Dartford

Any person who goes to the Leigh Academy: "I'm in the ghetto"

by Kajus Vaicuis March 26, 2021