fixing the car

code name for smoking weed.

see also playing videogames.

i'm fixing the car right now, i'll call you back in a few.

by KRHimself January 16, 2005

florida

The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.

Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.

by KRHimself March 26, 2005

sebo

An exclamation which is to be used when somebody:
1. humiliates him or herself, or
2. fails to complete a task in a spectacular, yet comical, manner.

Derived from an ex-Rangers football (soccer) player, Filip Sebo, who was an utter failure with 'ra Gers in his only season with the team.

1. A man rides his bike down the street and he fails to see the curb ahead of him. The bike slams into the curb and the man is thrown off the bike. If you are on a car and spot the incident, be sure to yell "Seeebooo! Seeebooo!" at the man.

2. You are at the beach. You and a group of friends are tossing and punching a beach ball up in the air, when one of them swings and completely misses the ball, resulting in the ball hitting the ground. This is the perfect spot to yell out "Seeebooo! Seeebooo!" at the said friend.

(Particularly effective when the person at the end of "Sebo" is in no position to say anything against it.)

by KRHimself November 23, 2007

taking the browns to the super bowl

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

by KRHimself July 24, 2004

skin-thirty

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's skin-thirty.

by KRHimself September 30, 2004

George W. Bush

see also cunt, moron, war monger, and one term president.

Dubya's going back to his hick ranch for good this time around.

by KRHimself July 06, 2004

posh spice

A former member of the Spice Girls who looks like a long-lost relative of Lara Flynn Boyle. Married David Beckham, then turned him into a metrosexual god. She used Beckham to revive her sagging career, which really should have been over a long time ago. Why? Because she has even less talent than Carrot Top.

Well, there's a reason why Beckham's cheated on Posh Spice so many times.

by KRHimself October 30, 2004