KK's definitions

University of Miami

The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.

"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"

by KK October 22, 2004

As If

2 words that a 7 year old boy in 1995 (i.e. me) DID NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM AN OLDER GIRL'S MOUTH!!!

ohhh, i hear it now. get me the shotgun

by KK December 30, 2004

Gymnut126

a gymnast of course, friends with gymrat, alexaleigh13, and others. lots of others. this really isnt a defintion.

Gymnut126 is a monkey on crack

by kk November 9, 2003

FOX

A once magnificent television network launched on April 5th 1987 with "Married...With Children"(A personal fav.) and "The Tracey Ullman Show" (the original home of The Simpsons). As the 1990's hit, FOX would become the breeding ground for some of the best programming in the past decade (not to mention its outlandish specials) and the dump-tank for some of the BEST media promotion stunts i have ever heard of (ot: If there was a FOX Spring Break Wet T-Shirt Monster Truck Supermodel Striptease Bash now, that would become the DEFINING moment of My Teen years!!!) Now it has deteriorated into an FCC ass kisser w/ very grotesque programming. (W/ the exception of The O.C. and The Simpsons!!!) We can only hope it returns to its defiant ways

The 4th (and formerly the best) television network out there

by KK March 3, 2005

lydiannie

the prettiest girl whos the shyt

damn that girl is so lydiannie

by kk January 1, 2005

knob whacker

it means when you dive in a pool from a dive board and smack your dick first into the pool.

man, that knob whacker must've hurt like hell

by KK March 9, 2005

Hand job

to jack of someone with your own hand

i got jamie to give me a hand job

by kk November 8, 2002