KJ's definitions

short stop

Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.

"She always does short stops, never
finishes."
"Yea but that one time, he fell asleep."

by kj October 8, 2004

biffed

trying to be smoothe, or impress someone.... and you fall and make yourself look like an ass..

She was jumping over the net.. and biffed it..

by kj March 1, 2005

nairb

The "opposite" of brain would be "niarb".
Nairb is the reverse of Brian.

One Nairb

by KJ November 26, 2003

Consumer

A move where a male ejaculates into a female's navel and proceeds to lick out his own jizz.

He gives a simply erotic consumer!

by KJ April 8, 2004

Ky-dogg

A man so great, so Hot, so awesome and just over all cool women flock to him and men bow to his over all greatness.

"Wow john! at that party you were such a Ky-dogg"
"I wish i could be more Ky-dogg like"

by KJ April 6, 2003

finished

When you get Fucked up!

I was at the bashment yesterday and got finished.

by KJ March 16, 2005

sony atrac

Piece of shit minidisc player that false advertised.

The sony MiniDisc can hold 56 hours of music.

The MD only holds 5, the battery last 56 though.

by KJ October 25, 2003