KJ's definitions

sexitis

refering to lack of sex, can have serious consequences:S:S

stace NEVER kiges kj any :( and wight now she needs it pwetty bad lee oh lee where r uuuu dammit shes suffering from SEXITIS

by kj November 7, 2004

Niskyuna

A very bad place to live.

"I hate living here in (insert place here) its almost as bad as Niskyuna..."

by KJ April 6, 2003

nerd slut

A girl who walks and talks and dresses like a sork, but acts like a ho.

See the nerd slut over there, in the Walmart thong.

by KJ October 3, 2003

madd

used to describe sumthin by exaggeration

i love that class it's madd cool

by Kj February 11, 2006

bloopover

The roll of flesh that can sometimes be seen hanging over the waistband of low-rider pants. Usually caused by the combination of a belly shirt, low-rider jeans, and a failed sense of what looks good.

Her bloopover makes me think of the Michelin Man.

by kj March 10, 2005

brown noise

A note 92 cents belob the lowest Eb octave that makes people lose bowel controls. From south park and awesome ass show.

Hey guys i found it, i foundt he brown noise

by KJ October 24, 2003

MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3

Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.

by KJ May 13, 2005