KJ's definitions

bare ass

To pull your pants down in the back expose your bare ass. Some times used in the bare ass face fart. when a fart is 'bare assed" it allows it to dissapate more rapidly in the air allowing less reaction time in your surrounding crowd.

Man, sams bare ass fart cleared the room in under 4.3

by KJ November 16, 2003

brown noise

A note 92 cents belob the lowest Eb octave that makes people lose bowel controls. From south park and awesome ass show.

Hey guys i found it, i foundt he brown noise

by KJ October 24, 2003

pillows

Large female breasts.

by KJ October 3, 2003

dader

n. a person who is sexually malested on a daily basis. Usually ignorant and is sometimes retarded

I got happy with that dader last night. It turned out he was retarded.

by kj April 8, 2005

Consumer

A move where a male ejaculates into a female's navel and proceeds to lick out his own jizz.

He gives a simply erotic consumer!

by KJ April 8, 2004

whining

To complain or bitch about something.

Stop whining about your sex life, and go get a whore!

by KJ November 7, 2003

short stop

Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.

"She always does short stops, never
finishes."
"Yea but that one time, he fell asleep."

by kj October 8, 2004