KJ's definitions

s'ing the d

Short for "sucking the dick" otherwise known as oral sex performed on a male.

"Her voice is hoarse."
"Maybe she was s'ing the d last night."

by KJ March 1, 2005

MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3

Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.

by KJ May 13, 2005

man blouse

A button down shirt with a pattern or style that gives it a rather femine quality.

My brother really knows how to rock a man blouse.

by KJ October 3, 2003

Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

by KJ October 5, 2003

chick truck

A Ford Ranger. Their dad pays for it, but she drives it and mucks it up with mardi gras beads on the mirror and a bobble head dog on the dashboard.

I left the mall and couldn't find my chick truck in the parking lot.

by KJ October 3, 2003

two six

A slang term for b.o. otherwise known as body odour. The numbers stand for the letters, they way they appear on a telephone keypad.

"The guy next to me ordering a drink had the worst two six."

by KJ March 1, 2005

bunker down

Term used by confused individuals, who are not sure if they want to hunker down or to go and get in a bunker.

Halo Player 1: F***! A tank with 2 ghosts iz at our base!
Moron: WTF! Oh crap! Bunker down!

by KJ November 11, 2003