KJ's definitions

short stop

Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.

"She always does short stops, never
finishes."
"Yea but that one time, he fell asleep."

by kj October 8, 2004

sexitis

refering to lack of sex, can have serious consequences:S:S

stace NEVER kiges kj any :( and wight now she needs it pwetty bad lee oh lee where r uuuu dammit shes suffering from SEXITIS

by kj November 7, 2004

snarflac

ditto or same as;
Used in converstion context.

Frank: Dude..I'm so tired!!
Bob: Dude...snarflac

by Kj November 16, 2004

University of Florida

A place where diversity is a foreign word, and the girls wouldnt dare wear anything execpt pink, pearls,and a camo hat with their sorority letters on it, and you will stick out like a sore thumb if it doesn't look like you took 9 and 1/2 hrs to get ready.

Wow is she a barbie in a pink parade.
No she goes to University of Florida.

by KJ November 29, 2004

Consumer

A move where a male ejaculates into a female's navel and proceeds to lick out his own jizz.

He gives a simply erotic consumer!

by KJ April 8, 2004

cut one from the herd

in a word, to fart.

He cut one from the herd after downing three cans of refriend beans.

by KJ April 8, 2004

Kunjan

incredibly good looking, sexy

ohh my god he is so Kunjan

by KJ January 25, 2004