Artificial Sweetner Voice

A singing style characterized by fake sweetness and breathy hoo-oohs woos and ye-aah-yas.
Brittney Spears' artificial Sweetner voice with auto tune sounds like human trafficking.
by KImCobain June 12, 2016
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you need to see this

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.
(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."
by KImCobain March 05, 2015
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DoucheRkabob

DoucheRkabob - Douchekabob 5.0 - the ultimate doosher : any variety of doucher with stacked to the rafter bad qualities such as being overly obnoxious, a loud talker, a sidler and with no sense of self awareness.
Jeremy: that doucheRkabob needs to stop trying to play and sing "Stairway to Heaven" on the display amps. He's not even close, and is disrupting the entire store.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
by KImCobain May 24, 2018
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Scarf-n-Barf

In academia, the practice of cramming information into one's cranium (scarf) just long enough to regurgitate it onto an exam (barf) in order to score a passing grade for the course.
Jude passed Physics the good old fashioned way, through sheer scarf-n-barf.
by KImCobain March 02, 2015
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pee pee hostage

When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign
Dude I was a pee pee hostage over Denver!
by KImCobain June 07, 2016
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taco truck

A gaggle of young chicks in a bar.
Bring your boyfriends out to the bar tonight; i don't want this to turn into a taco truck.
by KImCobain August 02, 2017
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