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Definitions by KImCobain

Jcrew model 

An overly preppy narciccist, man or woman, who always looks like they fell out of the pages of a jcrew catalogue.
Look at Jeremy - he is so a jcrew model.
Jcrew model by KImCobain February 19, 2015
Refers to any and all of the foolish stick on tatoos, including metallics, available at drugstores, Kmart and bad mall tween junk shops
Stefanie has a shiny rat tat on her neck today.
rat tat by KImCobain February 19, 2015

Keep on Steppin 

If you find out your man is a dawg, just forget about his lyin ass and Keep on Steppin
Keep on Steppin by KImCobain February 12, 2015
An expression of surprise, delight or shock used predominantly by landed gentry or complete nerds
"Golly I hope the weather is lovely for the steeplechase on Saturday"
Golly by KImCobain February 11, 2015
"We're gonna jet because we have to meet some peeps in 15 minutes"
Jet by KImCobain February 11, 2015

perfect condition 

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.
Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.
perfect condition by KImCobain February 11, 2015