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bless his heart

A phrase uttered as an expression of sympathy, probably originated from southern US states. Usually tacked onto the end of a sentence to "soften" the blow as this is often used to describe something unfortunate. Can also function as bless her heart for women.
Adam's wife left him for another man, bless his heart.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015
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Hypoyoungguychondria

A most unfortunate condition involving a too-young adult male who should be in the prime of life. There are imaginary symptoms of perceived malady and illness. Doctors are unable to provide positive diagnosis for any of the multitude of complaints and often prescribe various medications to shut them up. Unfounded and preposterous complaints appear to be tied into things this person simply doesn't want to deal with such alleged allergies to pets despite no symptoms, and claimed hypersensitivity to foods and drink they don't want to try. Other complaints include sinus issues, outer extremities pain, difficulty sleeping without weird gadgets such as gel pillows and arm splints, poots from overeating, and stomach unrest from ingesting way too many cookies, cakes and other junk food mixed with high alcohol bourbon shots. This person is obese, and refuses any form of exercise due to claims of aches and pains. He prefers to sit home and play Xbox games or repeatedly watching boring reruns of some show about a bar in Philly to socializing out. He wants to leave a jammin bar or party by or before 10pm on the weekend. Obviously can't sustain an intimate relationship because no sane person wants this bs once it's fully identified. Essentially this is a textbook headwire whose screwed up mother is at the root of the central problem. It's easier to justify complaints involving health than to attend therapy to become mentally stable.
Charlie is nearly paralyzed by a case of Hypoyoungguychondria.
by KImCobain February 22, 2015
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HRWhore

A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.
Andrew has gone running to HR again; he is the biggest HRWhore to ever work for this company.
by KImCobain July 12, 2017
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Hempster

Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.
Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .
by KImCobain March 6, 2017
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Weinstein

If this guy tries to Weinstein me, I'm gonna cut off his little Harvey!
by KImCobain October 15, 2017
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Ain't worth a fuck

Useless, completely worthless. Can apply to either a person or an object.
Kevin, you ain't worth a fuck!
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
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Kurt Cobain Mustang

A Fender electric which embodies PURE COBAIN SOUND AND STYLE. The Kurt Cobain Mustang evokes the man, the band, the sound and the times, giving an authentically crafted nod to one of the most unlikely guitars to ever find itself at the center of a musical maelstrom.
The Kurt Cobain Mustang guitar takes you back to the heady early-’90s era when Nirvana ruled rock and led a musically stunning and culturally subversive movement, with distinctive features and spirited vibe.
by KImCobain March 6, 2015
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