Definitions by KImCobain
CORPORATE INCEST
A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
CORPORATE INCEST by KImCobain August 10, 2017
Slap You Ballheaded
Slap You Ballheaded by KImCobain August 4, 2017
taco truck
taco truck by KImCobain August 2, 2017
As Seen On Tv
Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
As Seen On Tv by KImCobain July 30, 2017
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Frozen Soap Clones
Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
Frozen Soap Clones by KImCobain July 26, 2017
HRWhore
A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.