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Definitions by KImCobain

oversummer 

Sick of horrible heat and humidity
I am so oversummer in the southeast by May.
oversummer by KImCobain July 9, 2017

Nonparent syndrome 

People, generally woman, who allow their unruly kids to run wild in grocery stores, airports, department stores and any other public places. They expect strangers to keep watch on their kids, and think they're cute while they're damaging the property of others.
The nonparent syndrome woman allowed her kid to sit on a passenger's laptop in the waiting area of a super busy international airport, while she bitched out her baby daddy on her cell phone.
Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.
Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .
Hempster by KImCobain March 6, 2017

Halloween Hater 

Adults who aren't creative and are jealous and are insecure of other people's ability to dress in costume and enjoy the party.
Jealous Woman: That Courtney Love costume is trashy and tacky and that Catwoman costume is too tight. Costumed Man: Get over it; you're just a Halloween Hater.
Halloween Hater by KImCobain November 2, 2016

fox muldur

Synonym for Hottest Man ever, genetically engineered to be David Duchovny. Educational product of Princeton and Harvard. Method Actor with the absolute correct combination of DNA
Xfiles, David Duchovny, Agent Fox Muldur, FBI
fox muldur by KImCobain October 7, 2016

stankface 

The facial expression indicating a real bad stank.
The smell of cat piss always gets a really bad stankface..
stankface by KImCobain July 5, 2016

Artificial Sweetner Voice

A singing style characterized by fake sweetness and breathy hoo-oohs woos and ye-aah-yas.
Brittney Spears' artificial Sweetner voice with auto tune sounds like human trafficking.