KImCobain's definitions

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

Nonparent syndrome

People, generally woman, who allow their unruly kids to run wild in grocery stores, airports, department stores and any other public places. They expect strangers to keep watch on their kids, and think they're cute while they're damaging the property of others.

The nonparent syndrome woman allowed her kid to sit on a passenger's laptop in the waiting area of a super busy international airport, while she bitched out her baby daddy on her cell phone.

by KImCobain July 9, 2017

fox muldur

Synonym for Hottest Man ever, genetically engineered to be David Duchovny. Educational product of Princeton and Harvard. Method Actor with the absolute correct combination of DNA

Xfiles, David Duchovny, Agent Fox Muldur, FBI

by KImCobain October 7, 2016

HRWhore

A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.

Andrew has gone running to HR again; he is the biggest HRWhore to ever work for this company.

by KImCobain July 12, 2017

Hempster

Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.

Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .

by KImCobain March 6, 2017

Yaris

Literally translated, means "It's a Car." Manufactured by Toyota with a wimpy 1.5 liter 4 cylinder, squirrel-powered engine. Fun to drive and cheap to own.

I love my Toyota Yaris.

by KImCobain March 4, 2015

bless his heart

A phrase uttered as an expression of sympathy, probably originated from southern US states. Usually tacked onto the end of a sentence to "soften" the blow as this is often used to describe something unfortunate. Can also function as bless her heart for women.

Adam's wife left him for another man, bless his heart.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015