Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.

Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

Not my first rodeo

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.

Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

by KImCobain March 05, 2015

HM

The adult version of roommate, now graduated to Housemate. Usually not a desirable way to live, but often required in order to avoid living out of your SUV or a tarp underneath a bridge.

When your gated community condo is vacated by your spouse, leaving you stuck with a killer mortgage and high utilities, you must coexist with a HM to avoid foreclosure.

by KImCobain March 02, 2015

Halloween Hater

Adults who aren't creative and are jealous and are insecure of other people's ability to dress in costume and enjoy the party.

Jealous Woman: That Courtney Love costume is trashy and tacky and that Catwoman costume is too tight. Costumed Man: Get over it; you're just a Halloween Hater.

by KImCobain November 02, 2016

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

silly bugga

From Australian slang -- Generally an idiot or doofus.

Get out of the way, you silly bugga.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

They Clowned You

They got over on you.

Trace and Jett stole your design ideas. Dude, they Clowned you.

by KImCobain October 02, 2015