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Synonym for Hottest Man ever, genetically engineered to be David Duchovny. Educational product of Princeton and Harvard. Method Actor with the absolute correct combination of DNA
by KImCobain February 01, 2016
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A Fox channel phenom wherein every news anchor is sexy hot or at least gorgeous. This applies to men as well as women. Not a single person on this news channel is less than an "8" and bonus - they're all college educated and brilliant with not an airhead to be found.
by KImCobain March 02, 2015
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The insurance industry, besides being the spawn of Satan, is nothing more than door to door used shoe sales.
by KImCobain April 10, 2015
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DoucheRkabob - Douchekabob 5.0 - the ultimate doosher : any variety of doucher with stacked to the rafter bad qualities such as being overly obnoxious, a loud talker, a sidler and with no sense of self awareness.
Jeremy: that doucheRkabob needs to stop trying to play and sing "Stairway to Heaven" on the display amps. He's not even close, and is disrupting the entire store.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
Keiran: Yeah he sidled me by the Les Pauls and took up 45 minutes of my time claiming to be a member of some famous rock band.
by KImCobain April 09, 2018
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Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
by KImCobain July 26, 2017
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A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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An anorexic bulimic. A woman with no self esteem who ties her entire existence to having the appearance of a skeleton.
by KImCobain March 04, 2015
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