KDAWG's definitions

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

80D

a different way to say A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder)

"Hey! (do) You ever think UMITE HaB 80D?"

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

dodn't

don't.


Thought it would be funny to say dodn't instead of don't.

Dodn't take my kids away, you bast.

Dodn't look over there, it may hurt yo' eyes. There there, Daddy's here.

by KDAWG February 2, 2005

double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra

After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.

by kdawg June 7, 2003

vexy

very sexy

I thought of very and sexy and combined the two together, and that translated to vexy.

1. Yo, that chick was so vexy. I want to do her.

2. That vexy chick, she's da bomb!

by Kdawg January 31, 2005

zerling penetration

1.Building an insane amount of hatcheries and selecting zergling to spawn from the larva all at once. Thus, maxing out your unit limit. Sending them in for an attack all together would result in a probable zergling penetration. This tactic comes from the everlasting PC game, Starcraft. 2.To rely on the underdog in mass amounts

All of my PWN points came from that zerling penetration through the front of your base, naka.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

wanksta

Some1 who wants to be a gangsta but they arent one...they dont have the lifestyle, etc.

50 cent is a wanksta...ja rule is a real gangsta FO SHO

by kdawg March 22, 2003