KDAWG's definitions

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

zerling penetration

1.Building an insane amount of hatcheries and selecting zergling to spawn from the larva all at once. Thus, maxing out your unit limit. Sending them in for an attack all together would result in a probable zergling penetration. This tactic comes from the everlasting PC game, Starcraft. 2.To rely on the underdog in mass amounts

All of my PWN points came from that zerling penetration through the front of your base, naka.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.

Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!

by kdawg September 27, 2003

dodn't

don't.


Thought it would be funny to say dodn't instead of don't.

Dodn't take my kids away, you bast.

Dodn't look over there, it may hurt yo' eyes. There there, Daddy's here.

by KDAWG February 2, 2005

penny saver

1.An attribute most commonly found in minorities, specifically, among the jewish community. Also, found in various asians.

The jewish banker spotted what seemed to be a penny in the goatse man ; he was not ashamed to pull it out and keep it for himself.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

kondo

Nepalese Slang for ass

She has a big kondo (ass)

by KDawg May 20, 2004

pesk

1) v. To annoy; to agitate. Other forms: pesking, very pesked.

2) Mocking other people by calling them stupid, a moron, laughing at them, and sometimes offending them with words such as f***, s***, b****, etc.

3) Hurting someone's own pride.

1) Brandon, your starting to pesk me!

2) Tony, watch your language before the whole world finds out that you pesk people and they'll end up hating you!

3) Sam, stop pesking me!

by Kdawg September 29, 2005