landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

Flaky Flakerson

Someone who acts so flaky it becomes their nickname. Can be used for temporary flakiness when needed.

That Sandra is a real Flaky Flakerson.

by kb July 23, 2004

slapnuts

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.

Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.

by kb June 27, 2003

penis envy

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

by KB October 05, 2003

SP

abbv. Sound provider. Used to describe those who use digital music as source.

Yo, that SP was playing all the hot mashups!

by KB January 05, 2005

polymorph

Polymorph: Poly = "many" + Morph = "form" Hence, manyformed.

Republicans wrap themselves in the flag, create jobs and say they are patriotic but are polymorphic in action because they
ship jobs to China, ship the middle class and poor to war and
sell their souls and asses to businessmen who are anything but. See the polymorph change color and form as soon as the bullets fly.

by kb June 19, 2006

pitchshifter

a gay man who pitches and sometimes receives.

A giver and a taker.

by KB December 17, 2004