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Kénji The Pizza Man

Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.
Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"

Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"
by Kénji Lescara March 13, 2019
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Ring of Biruzalyft

Ring of Biruzalyft: Worn under Kénji’s armor is a small silver ring glowing a yellowish sheen with green runes carved into it, The Ring of Biruzalyft grants the wearer complete nullification to sensory manipulation, and foresight of the wearers actions.
"The Ring of Biruzalyft is a relic originally held by Biruzalyft the relic stealer"
by Kénji Lescara February 10, 2019
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Umbra The Awakened

Umbra, a personality developed by the impact of a severe attack to Kénji Lescara or a cap of emotions overflowing. He Forms as Kénji but with pure black Armor with darker red energy lines, contrary to kénji’s gray and black Armor with lighter red lines. Umbra possesses a much higher base power level that kénji does and is able to use a modified version of Kénji’s Timebreaker form. Umbra’s Personality is nonexistent as he does not have any emotions of feelings especially when killing. Umbra stands the same height as Kénji, being 7’ 6” along with the same hair color. Another difference is the lack of colored pupils, them being black the same color as his sclera. Umbra as the night gets darker his power slowly increases, in shadows his power is increased more than just in nighttime, the darker the shadow the higher is physical and magical powers are. Umbra is a rare occasion as he doesn't show up much, with his time awakened it doesn't last long, one sure way to awaken umbra is for a lunar to appear.

Umbra is immune to any abilities that effect emotions or abilities associated with emotions as he does not possess any emotions. Attempting to anger umbra is not possible either.
"Umbra The Awakened surpasses us in Power in the darkness, get to the light"
by Kénji Lescara January 27, 2019
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Dick Tumor

A way to obtain a bigger dick is just grow some dick tumors, but you also may die.
"Bruh my Dick Tumor made my dick an extra 5 inches"

"These bitches finna appreciate that"
by Kénji Lescara March 27, 2019
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Soggy Bagel

A woman's asshole after its been fucked many times by 1 or multiple men, generally is jizzed in after it is normally left gaping and open.
"Damn dude her ass a soggy bagel"

"Yah dude I wonder how many dudes did that shit"

"Too many man"
by Kénji Lescara May 31, 2018
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Vitality Barrier

The vitality Barrier is another move of Kénji Lescara, the vitality Barrier is a 8 ft tall by 5 foot wide sphere. Entering the Vitality Barrier drains 25% of the enemies Stamina and Physical Strength per second, Using Vitality Barrier also places great stress on the user. Vitality Barriers nullifies all ranged attacks of any kind whether they be physical or energy based.
"I Used Vitality Barrier when fighting that melee enemy and completed dominated him"
by Kénji Lescara January 31, 2019
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Blighted Water

Kenji's signature ability and the one he uses the most frequent. Blighted Water:
By using his energy (or) his ability “Atomic Switch” , the user is able to change the PSI (pounds per square inch) of any amount of water. Being able to make it deadly it can crush anything with enough energy inputted, standing in it can break bones and kill even to the user if misused. Blighted water cannot be evaporated as it is too dense to heat up or cool down, along with being non-conductive, Depending on how deep the water is that's the area it affects. Blighted Water despise being so dense it's magical properties allow it to flow like normal water.
Kenji: I used Blighted Water and at that time the match ended quickly, not much can defend against something that defies all laws and normalities associated with water
by Kénji Lescara January 24, 2019
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