Justin's definitions

California Forest Fire

When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.

I gave Bo's mom a california forest fire.

by justin December 9, 2003

Film School

describing something that is gay or festive

Your scarf is very film school.

by Justin May 13, 2005

dudeslammer

A man who has sex with other men with gusto.

"Paul Stanley of KISS pretends to be heterosexual, but he's obviously a total dudeslammer."

by Justin January 19, 2004

Fob

A digital device which is usually found on one's keychain to unlock their vehicle from a distance.

Also used to sound an alarm, or open the cargo compartment for a vehicle.

Particularly useful for the compulsive shopper.

If I didn't have my fob with me, I'd have to put down my groceries to unlock the car.

by Justin May 1, 2002

O'Zang

A follow-up to the popular term zing, to further degrade the victim of the vicious verbal assault. The word is normally accompanied by two exclaimation marks, as the example illustrates.

"And don't forget to top that Zing with some O'Zang!!"

by Justin January 1, 2004

pilf

Politician I'd Love to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a PILF

by Justin January 18, 2009

Man-Faye

To end up having a gruesomely hideous cosplay. Usually given to male crossplayers

If you're going to go as Sailor Moon, make sure you don't end up pulling a man-faye.

by Justin November 21, 2003