Justicewithtacosandweed's definitions

Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Protestor Pursuit

When you intentionally anger protestors for the purpose of getting them to chase you Need For Speed Most Wanted style.

I totally angered this protest crowd and it insanely became a protestor pursuit.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

K-fee

To scare someone by screaming loudly and jumping at them. Originating from the commercials that promote the product of the same name.

My brother tries to k-fee every time I watch k-fee screamers. I guess I would call it a double k-fee.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 16, 2019

Ding dong

Someone who is social and always is happy and smiley and happy to lucky no matter what. Always brightening your day every time they see you.

My friend is such a beautiful ding dong. He always brightens everyone’s days.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Donuting

To start a security guard pursuit while shopping cart racing by doing doughnuts in front of them.

Person 1: I just did some donuting in front of this security guard and now I’m wantes by the store, over!
Person 2: Alright we’ll set you up an escape route over.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

hoody

when you feel like a gangsta and confident at the same time

originating from the song of the same name by devin millar

Random person: Man do i feel hoody today! i think we should go hang with our homies

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 1, 2022

Need for speed most Wanted 2012

A game that was originally supposed to be a remake and sequel to the original Most Wanted 2005 game but was rushed and had too many programming difficulties when Criterion games were developing it.

Let’s play some need for speed most wanted 2012! Even though it’s unfinished, it still is really good.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018