Shop Drag

A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.

We had a shop drag this Saturday night.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

Shopping Drift Trial

A type of shopping cart race that takes place like where shopping cart racing is supposed to place in. A store, or a mall, and it’s either a circuit or sprint where you have to drift constantly by yourself the whole race in order to achieve your personal longest drift chain without stopping.

The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.

This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.

I did a Shopping Drift Trial by myself at Walmart and I did the best drift out of all my friends on my shopping cart racing gang.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

Postergeist

Someone who is a serial social media poster. They post all over the place on every board, every page, and reply to as many comments and posts as they can to the point where they end up most of the time annoying people.

Why is my phone blowing up with so many notifications at once?
Ah it must be a postergeist.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Crunchy

An adjective meaning a girl or a boy who is so curvy or big and snuggles with you a lot.

Have you seen how Sarah’s acting recently. She’s a total crunchy girl!

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019

Treat

A really great musicial track of any genre. It’s very melodic and very gourmet in every way.

I was at the club last night and the DJ played us a sweet little treat. We had a blast!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.

She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Tail lover

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.

I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018