Definitions by Justicewithtacosandweed

Condor 

Someone who uses the internet really fast and works really fast. To the point where they are literally a blur and can achieve anything but sometimes annoy people with their excessive posting.

Hyperactivity is the main contributing factor.

That kid is cool. He’s a total condor at social media and his job at the Spotted Piglet being a bartender making very complex and unique complicated cocktails. I heard he had a mental breakdown last night though due to stress.

Condor by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

I love a good barbecue 

What you say when everything goes extremely well with your friends with lots of bonuses.

We got lots of snacks and now we’re ready for a scary movie with my friends. Ahhh I love a good barbecue.

I love a good barbecue by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Water Topple 

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.

I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.

Water Topple by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Cheeking 

The act of stuffing the back fabric of your yoga pants or your compression shorts so that it shows off your butt more to appear as if naked but in the pants.

I did some cheeking through town to see if anyone noticed me. And they did for sure. I got lots of compliments along the way.

Cheeking by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Rock hard chest 

Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.

I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.

Rock hard chest by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Parmesan

A film, movie, song, or other form of media that is so cheesy and so low budget it’s considered unwatchable.

Did you see The Room last night?
It wasn’t cheesy. It was pure Parmesan.

Parmesan by Justicewithtacosandweed August 9, 2018

Postergeist 

Someone who is a serial social media poster. They post all over the place on every board, every page, and reply to as many comments and posts as they can to the point where they end up most of the time annoying people.

Why is my phone blowing up with so many notifications at once?
Ah it must be a postergeist.

Postergeist by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018