Some nigga who talked shit and got beat the fuck up in front of everyone by Austin Mcbroom! Bryce also shits on less famous and random people but without tiktok, this faggot’s fuck boy face wouldn’t be everywhere. Half of us only knew this weak chirp because of his giant L boxing match.
by Justaguy31 December 08, 2021
by Justaguy31 December 03, 2021
I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!
No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.
Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)
Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!
No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.
Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)
Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!
by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021
To get absolutely spanked by Camaros, Corvettes or Mustangs. Don’t get me wrong, the Dodge Charger is a great car but it’s a little chunky and their drivers have as much IQ as a Yugo’s hp ratings (close to none).
Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.
by Justaguy31 November 23, 2021
A plethora of memes made by 12 year olds that all follow the same format; Virgin something I don’t like vs Chad what I like. It used to be a joke but these days it’s the meme equivalent of saying “if you like this, then you’re a fag but if you like this… then you have a big dick!” type of mentality.
Chud un-ironically takes Virgin vs Chad memes seriously even though they’re not true at all and exist for entertainment purposes.
by Justaguy31 February 15, 2022
by Justaguy31 January 30, 2021
Before I start off and define, this is not every single women. AGAIN this is NOT every women. A women that has low self esteem, no integrity or their own mind. They are also desperate and can also be spotted doing cringed tik toks about nothing just for attention.
NOBODY:
Completely no one on earth:
Modern women who probably has aspergers : Pokes her ass out and does stupid dance while pointing to caption+Insert insanely random thought.
Completely no one on earth:
Modern women who probably has aspergers : Pokes her ass out and does stupid dance while pointing to caption+Insert insanely random thought.
by Justaguy31 December 14, 2021