Dodge Charger

To get absolutely spanked by Camaros, Corvettes or Mustangs. Don’t get me wrong, the Dodge Charger is a great car but it’s a little chunky and their drivers have as much IQ as a Yugo’s hp ratings (close to none).

Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.

by Justaguy31 November 23, 2021

Jojo Rabbit

A hilarious Nazi parody about a 10 year old who imagines hitler and wants to become a Nazi. Then one day, his views are put in question when he discovers and must get along with a Jew that’s been hiding in his attic.

Another reason to watch Jojo Rabbit is because Scarlet Johansson plays his mom.

Kids mocking Jojo- Jojo rabbit Jojo Rabbit!

by Justaguy31 December 06, 2021

Scammer

Usually some middle eastern or Indian sounding guy claiming to be Microsoft or apple or the Nigerian prince.

Scammer: Ok but first before I give you your $100,000 I need you to buy a $500 iTunes card and send it at this email;

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021

632

A real engine that gaps ricers, Subies and all jdm cars.

Dude RIP that Honda, John just put a 632 in his square body!

by Justaguy31 January 30, 2021

Astrology

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!

No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.

Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)

Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021

Cyrus

An idiot who drives a red corvette, always listens to the same song, carries a gun with safety off and most importantly did not pass grade 10.

Cyrus, knock knock.
Who’s there??
Someone who just failed grade 10!!

by Justaguy31 November 01, 2021

Bryce Hall

Some nigga who talked shit and got beat the fuck up in front of everyone by Austin Mcbroom! Bryce also shits on less famous and random people but without tiktok, this faggot’s fuck boy face wouldn’t be everywhere. Half of us only knew this weak chirp because of his giant L boxing match.

Bryce Hall got hit more times than he ever hit up Addison Rae. Well done Mcbroom!

by Justaguy31 December 08, 2021