Justaguy31's definitions

Bryce Hall

Some nigga who talked shit and got beat the fuck up in front of everyone by Austin Mcbroom! Bryce also shits on less famous and random people but without tiktok, this faggot’s fuck boy face wouldn’t be everywhere. Half of us only knew this weak chirp because of his giant L boxing match.

Bryce Hall got hit more times than he ever hit up Addison Rae. Well done Mcbroom!

by Justaguy31 December 8, 2021

Cyrus

An idiot who drives a red corvette, always listens to the same song, carries a gun with safety off and most importantly did not pass grade 10.

Cyrus, knock knock.
Who’s there??
Someone who just failed grade 10!!

by Justaguy31 November 1, 2021

Dodge Charger

To get absolutely spanked by Camaros, Corvettes or Mustangs. Don’t get me wrong, the Dodge Charger is a great car but it’s a little chunky and their drivers have as much IQ as a Yugo’s hp ratings (close to none).

Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.

by Justaguy31 November 23, 2021

Modern Women

Before I start off and define, this is not every single women. AGAIN this is NOT every women. A women that has low self esteem, no integrity or their own mind. They are also desperate and can also be spotted doing cringed tik toks about nothing just for attention.

NOBODY:
Completely no one on earth:
Modern women who probably has aspergers : Pokes her ass out and does stupid dance while pointing to caption+Insert insanely random thought.

by Justaguy31 December 14, 2021

Gymshark

Tell me you take sarms or steroids without telling me or lying that you’re a natty.

That’s just a stereotype yes. But it’s a stereotype for a reason bc guys who wear Gymshark are infact according to a study, more likely to be enhanced, spray tan & grease themselves as well as going to planet fitness just to check themselves out hoping girls are noticing them.

by Justaguy31 November 29, 2021

632

A real engine that gaps ricers, Subies and all jdm cars.

Dude RIP that Honda, John just put a 632 in his square body!

by Justaguy31 January 30, 2021

Astrology

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!

No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.

Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)

Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021