Justaguy31's definitions

Jacksonville Nc

Place full of 2 types of people: Single Marines and married Marines. Place has shops, clubs, loose women and dealers that slap young guys with a 26% apr. Despite it not being the best place, it’s close to Wilmington atleast.

If you meet a girl from Jacksonville Nc then stay tf away because she most likely has 1st Sgt on speed dial.

by Justaguy31 December 21, 2021

Addison Rae

Famous for no reason. Do got to admit though, she’s hot.

Addison Rae is only proof that in today’s world all you have to do is be pretty.

by Justaguy31 December 3, 2021

Cyrus

An idiot who drives a red corvette, always listens to the same song, carries a gun with safety off and most importantly did not pass grade 10.

Cyrus, knock knock.
Who’s there??
Someone who just failed grade 10!!

by Justaguy31 November 1, 2021

Virgin vs Chad

A plethora of memes made by 12 year olds that all follow the same format; Virgin something I don’t like vs Chad what I like. It used to be a joke but these days it’s the meme equivalent of saying “if you like this, then you’re a fag but if you like this… then you have a big dick!” type of mentality.

Chud un-ironically takes Virgin vs Chad memes seriously even though they’re not true at all and exist for entertainment purposes.

by Justaguy31 February 15, 2022

632

A real engine that gaps ricers, Subies and all jdm cars.

Dude RIP that Honda, John just put a 632 in his square body!

by Justaguy31 January 30, 2021

Jojo Rabbit

A hilarious Nazi parody about a 10 year old who imagines hitler and wants to become a Nazi. Then one day, his views are put in question when he discovers and must get along with a Jew that’s been hiding in his attic.

Another reason to watch Jojo Rabbit is because Scarlet Johansson plays his mom.

Kids mocking Jojo- Jojo rabbit Jojo Rabbit!

by Justaguy31 December 6, 2021

Astrology

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!

No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.

Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)

Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021