Definitions by Justaguy31
Astrology
I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!
No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.
Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)
Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!
No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.
Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)
Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!
Astrology by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021
Scammer
Usually some middle eastern or Indian sounding guy claiming to be Microsoft or apple or the Nigerian prince.
Scammer: Ok but first before I give you your $100,000 I need you to buy a $500 iTunes card and send it at this email;
Scammer by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021
Gymshark
That’s just a stereotype yes. But it’s a stereotype for a reason bc guys who wear Gymshark are infact according to a study, more likely to be enhanced, spray tan & grease themselves as well as going to planet fitness just to check themselves out hoping girls are noticing them.
Gymshark by Justaguy31 November 29, 2021
Taiwan
A country.
Taiwan was founded in 1895 has it’s own government and elects it’s own officials, it’s own military and has it’s own flag so there for it is it’s own country.
Taiwan by Justaguy31 November 28, 2021
Dodge Charger
To get absolutely spanked by Camaros, Corvettes or Mustangs. Don’t get me wrong, the Dodge Charger is a great car but it’s a little chunky and their drivers have as much IQ as a Yugo’s hp ratings (close to none).
Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.
Dodge Charger by Justaguy31 November 23, 2021
Cyrus
An idiot who drives a red corvette, always listens to the same song, carries a gun with safety off and most importantly did not pass grade 10.
Cyrus by Justaguy31 November 1, 2021