Just an Average Jess's definitions
A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.
Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023
Get the Land Sharkmug. Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.
Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.
Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.
Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."
by Just an Average Jess June 30, 2023
Get the Colleen Ballingermug. Hulu Voodoo is when you purchase a streaming app, and then are forced to watch commercials before you can watch your desired show or movie, but.. oh wait ✋️ you can just pay MORE for an app you already paid for??? Great! Bleed me dry.
Me: Why the hell am I being subjected to ads when I already paid for this app?
Also Me: 1st of all, why are you talking to yourself? Also, yeah that's some bullshit.
Me: Because I am insane and have no friends. Wanna watch something on HBOMax? It doesn't try to pull and Hulu Voodoo.
Also Me: Absolutely! I don't have friends either by the way.
Also Me: 1st of all, why are you talking to yourself? Also, yeah that's some bullshit.
Me: Because I am insane and have no friends. Wanna watch something on HBOMax? It doesn't try to pull and Hulu Voodoo.
Also Me: Absolutely! I don't have friends either by the way.
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2024
Get the Hulu Voodoomug. A girl who desperately seeks male attention by acting like they are set apart, "not like the others", ironically setting them apart from other girls. Often uses insults directed at other women (usually behind their backs).
Example #1:
Friend #1: "I'm not like the other girls.. I'm nice, unlike that piece of trash Becky."
Friend #2: "You're giving off major pick-me girl vibes dude."
Example #2: Pearl Davis
Friend #1: "I'm not like the other girls.. I'm nice, unlike that piece of trash Becky."
Friend #2: "You're giving off major pick-me girl vibes dude."
Example #2: Pearl Davis
by Just an Average Jess March 2, 2024
Get the Pick-me girlmug. Shaming a person who is the opposite of a slut. Making them feel bad for not participating in promiscuous behaviors.
Example 1) Person 1: "He probably doesn't even have HPV. I bet he never watches porn, or has ever been to a strip club."
Person 2: "His girlfriend and him probably just talk on the phone about their feelings and shit. And I bet he's never asked for a nude; and they have never had phone sex. What a prig."
Person 3: "Stop prig shaming the poor guy!"
Example 2) Sister 1: "Aw crap Prude shaming is already in the Urban Dictionary!"
Sister 2: "Can you look up prude in a thesauraus?"
Sister 1: "Yes! Good idea! Crap I can't find any good words."
Sister 2: "Let's keep looking."
Sister 1: "How about Prig?"
Sister 2: "Fuck yeah"
Sister 1: "Prig Shaming has a good ring to it!"
Person 2: "His girlfriend and him probably just talk on the phone about their feelings and shit. And I bet he's never asked for a nude; and they have never had phone sex. What a prig."
Person 3: "Stop prig shaming the poor guy!"
Example 2) Sister 1: "Aw crap Prude shaming is already in the Urban Dictionary!"
Sister 2: "Can you look up prude in a thesauraus?"
Sister 1: "Yes! Good idea! Crap I can't find any good words."
Sister 2: "Let's keep looking."
Sister 1: "How about Prig?"
Sister 2: "Fuck yeah"
Sister 1: "Prig Shaming has a good ring to it!"
by Just an Average Jess January 4, 2023
Get the Prig Shamingmug. A Reddit moderator who bans you from their subreddit, deletes your posts and comments then typically blocks you, after, of course, having the last word. Usually the reason they do this is because they disagree with you, or simply because they are having a bad day, which is every day.
Their natural habitat is the basement of a parent or grandparent, and they have little to no power in their own lives. This is why they lash out on random people, because it's the only "power" that they have. They are the mighty, the powerful, the Gods of Reddit.
Their natural habitat is the basement of a parent or grandparent, and they have little to no power in their own lives. This is why they lash out on random people, because it's the only "power" that they have. They are the mighty, the powerful, the Gods of Reddit.
Jason: "What the hell? I posted a thread on the 90 day fiancé subreddit about what I thought of one of the episodes, but I didn't say anything rude or hateful, and I definitely didn't break any Reddit or 90 day fiance subreddit rules!"
Jessica: "Oh shit, you ran into a Goderator."
Jessica: "Oh shit, you ran into a Goderator."
by Just an Average Jess October 11, 2025
Get the Goderatormug.