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Smackdown!

A WWE wrestling program that airs on UPN every Thursday nights. Features stars such as John Cena, Eddie Guererro, Rey Mysterio, JBL & The Undertaker. Many wrestling fans see this show as inferior to WWE's other show, Raw which airs on Spike TV every Monday night.
"It's time for Smackdown! Give me the fuckin' remote!"
by Just The Facts March 20, 2005
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Italian American men

(Not all IAM are like this)

Annoying ass 5th gen men who make being Italian their only personality trait. They speak over immigrants and act like they are immigrants when they aren’t. They are loud, rude, and most of the time can’t even pronounce their own last name correctly.

These people can mainly be found in Boston.
by Just the facts February 26, 2022
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valentines day

Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...

Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!

Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
by Just The Facts February 18, 2007
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iTunes

Music service provided by Apple for use with the Apple iPod. Also a useless, piece of shit program with a somewhat limited amount of platforms supported (Only for Win XP, 2000 & Mac, Win ME & 98 users are left in the dark). Also a waste of time considering you can download music for FREE using programs such as Limewire or WinMX.
John: Hey, wanna go grab something to eat?
Fred: Nah, gots no money left. Spent it all buying songs off iTunes.
John: I told yo stupid ass to use Limewire. Oh well, it's yo dough...
by Just The Facts March 20, 2005
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kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!
by Just The Facts January 8, 2006
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Zen Micro

A micro drive MP3 player made by Creative. Comes in 10 different colors (more than the iPod Mini). First models were 5 GB but new 4 & 6 GB models are now available. Also has a blue backlit trim which glows when the 12 hour, removable, rechargeable battery is charging. Those who haven't been brainwashed by Apple know the Zen Micro is the superior MP3 player.
"Why move around in circles to find the song you want? It's all about vertical navigation!"
by Just The Facts March 20, 2005
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St Johns Prep

The male private high school in Danvers in 2 words: Daddys money
What do you think of St Johns Prep? St johns prep has a lot of preppy people
by Just the facts October 9, 2020
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