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Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!
by Just The Facts January 07, 2006
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Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...

Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!

Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
by Just The Facts February 07, 2006
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When more gum than tooth shows in your smile
"Ugh, what an ugly smile, horrible tooth to gum ratio."
by Just The Facts April 16, 2006
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A WWE wrestling program that airs on UPN every Thursday nights. Features stars such as John Cena, Eddie Guererro, Rey Mysterio, JBL & The Undertaker. Many wrestling fans see this show as inferior to WWE's other show, Raw which airs on Spike TV every Monday night.
"It's time for Smackdown! Give me the fuckin' remote!"
by Just The Facts March 20, 2005
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Teen Titans Go is the worst reboot known to man. It is a watered down, bright, childish version of Teen Titans which is a very accurate representation of the DC universe.
Cancel Teen Titans Go
by Just The Facts April 01, 2020
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A micro drive MP3 player made by Creative. Comes in 10 different colors (more than the iPod Mini). First models were 5 GB but new 4 & 6 GB models are now available. Also has a blue backlit trim which glows when the 12 hour, removable, rechargeable battery is charging. Those who haven't been brainwashed by Apple know the Zen Micro is the superior MP3 player.
"Why move around in circles to find the song you want? It's all about vertical navigation!"
by Just The Facts March 20, 2005
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