Definitions by Just The Facts

tooth to gum ratio 

When more gum than tooth shows in your smile

"Ugh, what an ugly smile, horrible tooth to gum ratio."

tooth to gum ratio by Just The Facts July 30, 2008

inner circle 

A group of people who fall in line under the leader or head of a particular group; Groupies. Often times, the members perform many sexual acts on each other (man on man AND female on female or vice versa), while enjoying the many fringe benefits of following the group leader.

Being in the inner circle has many benefits. I get to give Joe Budden head AND get his newest tracks before anyone else does! HA HA! *wipes cum off chin*

inner circle by Just The Facts July 25, 2008

valentines day 

Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...

Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.

"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!

Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."

valentines day by Just The Facts February 18, 2007

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.

Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!

kirk franklin disease by Just The Facts January 8, 2006

iTunes 

Music service provided by Apple for use with the Apple iPod. Also a useless, piece of shit program with a somewhat limited amount of platforms supported (Only for Win XP, 2000 & Mac, Win ME & 98 users are left in the dark). Also a waste of time considering you can download music for FREE using programs such as Limewire or WinMX.

John: Hey, wanna go grab something to eat?
Fred: Nah, gots no money left. Spent it all buying songs off iTunes.
John: I told yo stupid ass to use Limewire. Oh well, it's yo dough...

iTunes by Just The Facts March 20, 2005

Zen Micro 

A micro drive MP3 player made by Creative. Comes in 10 different colors (more than the iPod Mini). First models were 5 GB but new 4 & 6 GB models are now available. Also has a blue backlit trim which glows when the 12 hour, removable, rechargeable battery is charging. Those who haven't been brainwashed by Apple know the Zen Micro is the superior MP3 player.

"Why move around in circles to find the song you want? It's all about vertical navigation!"

Zen Micro by Just The Facts March 20, 2005

Smackdown! 

A WWE wrestling program that airs on UPN every Thursday nights. Features stars such as John Cena, Eddie Guererro, Rey Mysterio, JBL & The Undertaker. Many wrestling fans see this show as inferior to WWE's other show, Raw which airs on Spike TV every Monday night.

"It's time for Smackdown! Give me the fuckin' remote!"

Smackdown! by Just The Facts March 20, 2005