Jorobe

A dude who forgets he's a man and criticizes men for literally everything they do. It's impossible for him to manspain because he gives off big pick me vibes and most likely girls were mean to him when he was little. He also can't take criticism which is why he has limited comments on all his posts (I don't hate Jorobe btw. He just seems like he does what can get him the most validation)

Jorobe be like: Both of these people assaulted a kid but I'm only going to talk about the guy

by Just the facts September 10, 2020

Norbit

To perform extremely well in something and subsequently fall from grace with such amazing speed it makes one's head spin.

Originated from Eddie Murphy's performance in the excellent "Dreamgirls" to his current piece of shit film "Norbit"

How does one go from one great movie to such a shitty movie so quickly?

Joe used to be the leading scorer on this basketball team...now he puts up enough bricks to build a shelter for the homeless. This nigga pulled a Norbit, BIG time.

by Just The Facts December 14, 2008

tooth to gum ratio

When more gum than tooth shows in your smile

"Ugh, what an ugly smile, horrible tooth to gum ratio."

by Just The Facts July 30, 2008

Zen Micro

A micro drive MP3 player made by Creative. Comes in 10 different colors (more than the iPod Mini). First models were 5 GB but new 4 & 6 GB models are now available. Also has a blue backlit trim which glows when the 12 hour, removable, rechargeable battery is charging. Those who haven't been brainwashed by Apple know the Zen Micro is the superior MP3 player.

"Why move around in circles to find the song you want? It's all about vertical navigation!"

by Just The Facts March 20, 2005

iTunes

Music service provided by Apple for use with the Apple iPod. Also a useless, piece of shit program with a somewhat limited amount of platforms supported (Only for Win XP, 2000 & Mac, Win ME & 98 users are left in the dark). Also a waste of time considering you can download music for FREE using programs such as Limewire or WinMX.

John: Hey, wanna go grab something to eat?
Fred: Nah, gots no money left. Spent it all buying songs off iTunes.
John: I told yo stupid ass to use Limewire. Oh well, it's yo dough...

by Just The Facts March 20, 2005

valentines day

Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...

Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.

"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!

Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."

by Just The Facts February 18, 2007

St Johns Prep

The male private high school in Danvers in 2 words: Daddys money

What do you think of St Johns Prep? St johns prep has a lot of preppy people

by Just the facts October 09, 2020