Jump The Shark's definitions

Snake

The Kentucky definition of snake or snaking somebody is to run up behind someone and stick your finger up their ass and holler "Snake".

" I really snaked that girl in the hallway." " My Uncle snaked me when I was a kid."

by Jump The Shark May 20, 2009

scurf

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

by Jump the shark February 23, 2009

POOP JUICE

The real definition of POOP JUICE is when you piss on a turd that is left in the commode trying to chop it in half and all the shit particles mix with the piss making the liquid a poop-colored juice.

"Man, somebody made a bunch of poop juice in the crapper and didn't flush it!".

by Jump the shark March 4, 2009

Captain's Log

The Captain's Log is what Mr. Spock found in the toilet when Kirk forgot to flush.

Dr. McCoy: Spock, you look a little more green than usual...you feeling okay?
Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.

by Jump The Shark January 25, 2012

Nuggin Futz

Polite/slang way of saying "Fuckin Nuts".

"Did you see what that guy did? He's nuggin futz!"

by Jump The Shark December 23, 2011

Clear The Bridge

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.

(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one.
Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!

by Jump The Shark December 27, 2011

Gomer's Pile

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

by jump the shark December 28, 2011