Definitions by Jump The Shark

Captain's Log 

The Captain's Log is what Mr. Spock found in the toilet when Kirk forgot to flush.

Dr. McCoy: Spock, you look a little more green than usual...you feeling okay?
Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.

Captain's Log by Jump The Shark January 25, 2012

Gomer's Pile 

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

Gomer's Pile by jump the shark December 28, 2011

Clear The Bridge 

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.

(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one.
Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!

Clear The Bridge by Jump The Shark December 27, 2011

Nuggin Futz 

Polite/slang way of saying "Fuckin Nuts".

"Did you see what that guy did? He's nuggin futz!"

Nuggin Futz by Jump The Shark December 23, 2011

Piss Jar 

A Piss Jar is mostly known as any type of jar you take a piss in then slide under your bed because you don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom at night. They can also be used while driving, then tossed out the window.

"I forgot to empty my piss jar this morning and my wife spilt it while she was sweeping beneath the bed".

Piss Jar by Jump The Shark November 24, 2011

Snake

The Kentucky definition of snake or snaking somebody is to run up behind someone and stick your finger up their ass and holler "Snake".

" I really snaked that girl in the hallway." " My Uncle snaked me when I was a kid."

Snake by Jump The Shark May 20, 2009

POOP JUICE 

The real definition of POOP JUICE is when you piss on a turd that is left in the commode trying to chop it in half and all the shit particles mix with the piss making the liquid a poop-colored juice.

"Man, somebody made a bunch of poop juice in the crapper and didn't flush it!".

POOP JUICE by Jump the shark March 4, 2009