by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 08, 2021
People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets
Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021
Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 14, 2021
Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords
Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this
Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021
Consequences of corn subsidies
Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020