turdmillets

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets
Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021
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Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.
Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 14, 2021
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Ashrafghanistan

Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords

Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this
The world witnesses Ashrafghanistan as Tardliban comes to power
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021
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Cornsequences

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
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Cuntoscope

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
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cuntamaran

A catamaran that will not behave properly because of many design flaws
Joe is selling his old beat-up cuntamaran. Would you like to buy it?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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Cuntcop

a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour
Sam likes being a cuntcop
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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