217 definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Cuntstown

A fabled town founded historically by immigrants from Cuntshire from across the pond

This cuntpike leads straight to cuntstown

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer

The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

lindi

Derived from લીંડી (Gujarati) meaning oval hard pellets of feces, usually goat shit, but also horse shit, donkey (ass) shit, zebra shit etc. લીંડી literally transliterates to lindi. This is one of those words which has different meaning in different languages.

મારી વાડી માં હું બકરી ની લીંડી નું ખાતર નાખું છું .
(translation) I use goat shit / goat's lindi for fertilizer in my farm.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense

Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Sniffsonian

Worlds largest museum of sniffable compounds & objects ranging from drugs & farts to mummy toes, hippo pubes, dinosaur poop & Australopithecus panties. Any sniffable thing you can think of is kept there.

Emiliano is a recovering coke addict. She has been prescribed a visit to Sniffsonian twice a week to control her cravings. Her pass doesn't allow entry to the drug section though. It's working! She has been clean for the last 3+ months!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

burpista

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy

Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Cuntrigger

Anything that triggers a cunt & awakens the cuntociraptor within

Cuntisha is in a cunty mood. Anything you say will act as a cuntrigger

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020