lap snatch

A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.
Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.

Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.
by July41944 June 21, 2009
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Internet snatch

A girl or woman, married or single, who is willingly or unknowingly photographed or filmed in sexually graphic or provocative positions or poses, either completely naked, or in provocative and revealing clothing, with the intention of the photographer to post the best photos and videos on the Internet.
1. Gary and Bonnie were both intensely aroused while he photographed her naked, excited by their planning to post them online, knowing guys and maybe even women would be getting off as they enjoyed her shameless naked poses, while her husband had no idea his darling was one more Internet snatch.

2. When Pat got his wife Gerry home from the party, she was totally wasted and out of it. He dumped her on the bed, and as she fell into a deeper and deeper sleep, he slowly undressed her, then positioned her provocatively. Next, standing on a kitchen chair, he began taking a series of photographs, moving her body into new, increasingly lewd and revealing positions as he progressed. Then afterwards, he uploaded the best, most arousing images to the computer and posted them on a favorite website of his. He then emailed several cyber friends to let them know the photos had posted. Although Gerry had no idea, she had become an Internet snatch for a select few of her husband's friends.
by July41944 June 02, 2009
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cunt

While often derogatory, also descriptive of a female radiating strong sexual attractiveness and allure.
Guys whispered that my wife was a smokin' hot cunt.

That little cunt is an absolute cock stiffener.
by July41944 May 28, 2009
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sextoy

A girl or woman with a powerful sexual hunger, that she satiates by allowing herself to be used as a sexual plaything by a variety of men, including being picked up by strangers.
My wife became a wanton sextoy for other men, because she wasn't getting the cock she needed from me.

That little young bitch already dresses like she wants to be someone's sextoy.
by July41944 May 29, 2009
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cucksucker

A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.
Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.
by July41944 July 31, 2009
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cockteaser

A girl or woman who uses sexual allure and dangles herself as cock bait in order to attract and distract boys and men with the implied promise of sexual intimacy.
The way Mike's wife dressed and flirted at the office, the guys lined up to play, and soon had her labeled as a real cockteaser.

When she was 11, Katie began to dress and wear makeup in a really slutty, skanky way, but her mom seemed to approve of her daughter becoming a hot little cockteaser for the older boys and men.
by July41944 June 29, 2009
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back alley bitch

A woman with an appetite for sordid sex on the sneak, especially with strangers, and who frequents establishments where she can meet them and let them get her out into the "back alley." She often gets a particular thrill from going down on her knees and performing oral sex in the litter-strewn street.
One of Mike's friends saw his wife leaving a bar by the back door with another man, and the word soon spread to everyone but Mike that Bonnie was a dirty little back alley bitch.
by July41944 June 02, 2009
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