The “Discomfort Inn” is a hotel/motel that is a huge disappointment to you when you stay there overnight. First, they’re out of ice, then the fire alarm goes off at 3:00 am and you have to hurry and get dressed to leave and go out in the cold. After waiting outside, you find out it was a false alarm. You get up in the morning only to find that there is no breakfast left.
Rick was so aggravated with his visit at the motel, when asked if his overnight stay was comfortable; he blurted out that it should be called “The Discomfort Inn!”
by Julesheart March 31, 2023
“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
by Julesheart February 10, 2023
A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
by Julesheart January 15, 2023
"Christmas Threw Up" describes that ONE YARD in every neighborhood that has to go overboard with the Christmas decorations. It literally looks like Christmas threw up in their yard.
Hannah looked out her front window at the neighbor's yard across the street. "It looks like Christmas threw up in their yard", she thought.
by Julesheart January 10, 2024
After you have worked and driven your car like a maniac, just to get people’s food delivered on time. Your power bar and 5-hour energy has worn off completely.
by Julesheart November 22, 2022
"Quencha Later" is something you say to your lover to let them know you have special plans for them next time you get together.
by Julesheart March 04, 2024
Those boys were thistle-ing me
by Julesheart September 02, 2022