Jtron 3000's definitions

Joyboy

A faggot,homosexual, ass spelunker.

Man, I went into the bathroom at that club and there were to joyboy's making out or some shit. Only in Miami.

by Jtron 3000 April 24, 2003

Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Awesome My Possum

When one does a half-ass job shaving their genitals. (Usually Male.)

"My girlfriend said my shave job looked like a possum when she went down on me."

by Jtron 3000 September 10, 2003

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.

Not worth the bother.

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

clitler

Small patch of pubic hair above the vagina. Looks like Hitler's moustache.

"I went down on her third reich last night and it had a clitler."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003