Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.
"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"
by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003
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Del Rio

As in late 70's and 80's porn star Vanessa Del Rio. She practicaly invented the D.V.D.A.(See Under D). Could take on an army and still want more.
"Yo, that Joan chick is one Del Rio, she took on the whole team and still wanted more."
by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003
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Spanky Hanky

A jit gel rag,anything used for cleaning up dicksnot after pumping the tapioca tube.
"I'm gonna frame my spanky hanky after this on."
by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003
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Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.
Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."
by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005
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Awesome My Possum

When one does a half-ass job shaving their genitals. (Usually Male.)
"My girlfriend said my shave job looked like a possum when she went down on me."
by Jtron 3000 September 10, 2003
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Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.
Not worth the bother.
by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003
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Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.
"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."
by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003
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