Jt's definitions

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

Salty Piss Flaps

very accurate depiction of the vagina

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.

by JT April 25, 2005

infobot

A bot that serves as a common database of information (often noteworthy URLs) for users on a chat system. Infobots often have a simple chatbot interface, responding to key-phrases, as well as to direct queries. Its sole purpose is to intact with users for their enjoyment.

<me> infobot: how are you?
<infobot> just great

by JT August 24, 2004

Chodum

The words 'chode' and 'scrotum' mashed together to make an amusing-sounding insult.

"Dude, Matt, you're such a chodum."

by JT August 25, 2004

schmodum

Interjection created by mashing together 'schmuck' and 'chodum'.

"Ah schmodum... I just can't seem to keep a hard on."

by JT August 25, 2004

GD

GD is Gangsta Disciple, shortened from Black Gangsta Disciple, the Chicago based organization that has reached far deep in the south, east coast and out west. It is the realest of the real , because of our loyalty to structure in the organization, i say organization because gang belittles the nation..GDN...6^

GD.."all is one but all is not well"

by jt September 2, 2004

BGD

The group started by David Barksdale, and Larry Hoover in an attempt to deter violence in Chicago's gang laden south side. Formed in the late 60's early 70's to combat the territorial struggles between Black Gangster Disciples, and the Vice Lord sets occupying the area. Colors associated with the organization are blue and black; crossing pitchforks and the six point star are associated symbolys. 6^

"If it was'nt for BGD, the vice lords would hava ran through Chicago"

by jt September 5, 2004