Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

A Pringle

When someone licks, sucks and crunches up a vagina

Do me like a Pringle daddy

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Zinker Pop

When the cartilage in your penis snaps

Dad bring me to the doctor, I had a Zinker Pop

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Bagel Boom

When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever

Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Billy Goat

When a person grows hair all over their body, including entire face, making them look like a billy goat.

Jimmy is really been looking like a billy goat latley

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Muffin

The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex

Oh Johnny don’t pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Spirit airlines

The worst airline in the world, they lose your luggage, spit on your shoe and jam the drink service right up your ass. The best part is you have to pay for that with there “low bare fare”

I had to fly spirit airlines, it was so bad!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018