Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

Die Soft

The opposite of die hard usually getting suffocated by a pillow

Don’t commit Die Soft with that pillow!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

Apple Dapple

When you eat to many apples and start to dapple

I couldn’t go to school because I had Apple Dapple

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

Bimper

A strongheaded redneck, often very liberal

Jimmy has been a real bimper lately

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Oobi’s Mom

The unknown person that gave birth to our savor, Oobi

We pray to Oobi’s Mom, Amen

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

Heteropolar

Being normal. Not a fag or a retard, just normal.

I identify as a cheetah!
I’m heteropolar!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018