Js's definitions

worst movie of all time

That would have to be "Battlefield Earth".

Don't kid yourself... "Battlefield Earth" really is as bad as people tell you it is.

So is "Swept Away".

I haven't yet seen "Gigli".

by JS July 21, 2004

spurge

male ejaculate sperm, spooge

wipe the spurge off my pants

by JS June 7, 2004

topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

by js February 9, 2009

Scottsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.

Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches.

by JS January 16, 2004

lege

short for legendary.

person 1: "oh I like whatever"
person 2: "good choice, lege"

by JS February 10, 2004

snow job

An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

The entire presentation was a complete snow job.

by JS July 24, 2003

HNIC

Hockey Night In Canada.

Hockey Night In Canada's on!

by js October 22, 2003