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A group of folks who are fond of drinking Carlos Rossi wine, a cheap ass brand of wine found in gallon sized jugs. Carlos Rossi wine is exceptionally nasty and tastes like concentrated ass.
A group of folks who are fond of drinking Carlos Rossi wine, a cheap ass brand of wine found in gallon sized jugs. Carlos Rossi wine is exceptionally nasty and tastes like concentrated ass.
Tim and Andy used to be a part of the the Rossi Posse until they're teeth got all stained purple from drinking too much.
by jrubadub September 16, 2010
Get the Rossi Posse mug.The face and physical appearance of an achy that has drank copious amounts of booze, liquor, wine, beer, and spirits for some years - and the effects are showing.
You can spot a person like this a mile away.
Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.
You can spot a person like this a mile away.
Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.
Hutch staggered off his recliner after slamming a forty ounce. He took a huge puff off his pipe packed with Oxy's, then barely made it to the bathroom to vomit.
He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.
He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.
by jrubadub July 26, 2010
Get the Alchy Face mug.A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
Get the Gastric Blast mug.A random, often untraceable mystery stain that shows up after a super hard night of partying or other fun activities.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
1) Morty left a party stain on the hotel couch after pumping his girlfriend.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
by jrubadub July 26, 2010
Get the Party Stain mug.When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.
The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.
Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
by Jrubadub December 29, 2010
Get the Spunk Handshake mug.A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
by Jrubadub November 7, 2010
Get the mid-day wipe mug.A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
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