bad-penis

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!
by JR December 03, 2003
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mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd
walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides
by jr December 12, 2004
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tray

A word to describe a fat, big breasted woman. To understand where it came from, just think of a hotdog seller at a game of football, they carry those trays around. Now imagine they pull their shirt over the top of that tray. Bingo, you have the square shaped breasts.
"Oh no....tray set us so much maths homework"
by JR January 29, 2005
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sickfest

An activity or event that is totally despicable.
1) It could be a conversation you have with your mates about something weird
2) It could be the fact that someone is getting away with something that they shouldn't.
3) (First used when two boys (JR, BA) were playing NBA Live 2003 on playstation in Queensland, Australia.)
1)
HM: It is cool to dump a bog in the shower
me: mate, this (conversation) is a sickfest

2)
LOSER: hey man i'm two-timing these two really hot chicks
me: mate that is sickfest

3)
BA: Haha JR I'm beating you even though I've never played this before
JR (me): this game is a sickfest
by JR March 24, 2005
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RJ

The Acronym RJ (pronounced arr-Jay) is derived from the ancient folk word RamJam of the sand dancing tribal clan of South Sheilds (pronounced sowf sheeelds-like).
RamJam, originally the name of the ancient clan's god of anger, has now been adopted as a modern day term to describe one's 'loss of patience' and is often used to describe an all out 'fit of rage'.
Fucking tube was 10 minutes late, I choked on me cherry coke, got loads of shit of the boss and finally got sent to Switzerland for a week of work, that was it, I had a RIGHT RAMJAM and smashed me crib up !
by JR March 08, 2005
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nigger wad

a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside
fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.
by jr December 12, 2004
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Krah

ogm i just pazned yer l347 adss

omg yur such a krah, every time you spell a word wrong god kills a kitten
by JR December 30, 2004
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