jprocky

the one person who got ViperX down to his knees.

by jp August 21, 2003

Charo

Flamenco musician of the 70s. Holds the record for most guest appearances on the show "The Love Boat" and coined the phrase "cuchi cuchi". She recently appeared on the show "The Surreal Life 3".

Wow, charo has some huge boobies!

by JP January 30, 2005

shake shot

The act of shooting cum on a females face.

I gave Jane a nice shake shot lastnight.

by JP January 18, 2005

sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004

jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

by jp January 23, 2004

blinker

who made up this word

damn blinker killed another one

by JP November 12, 2003

claytheism

A religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). This religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (I.E. Wicca.) This is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
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No, I am into claytheism.

by JP December 04, 2002