Joshua Dark's definitions

Musty Dumpling

When u shit directly into a vagina

She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Squeaky Balloon

When u blow someone’s ass up with air and pull their butt checks apart until it makes a high pitched squeaking sound

I gave Samantha a squeaky balloon and boy did her butthole squeak when I spread those cheeks apart

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Monicas

Same thing as saying my niggas but you say it Mah-Nic-AZ (Monicas)

Guy #1 what’s up my boy
Guy #2 what it do Mo-ni-ca

You guys are monicas

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

T-Shaming

T-Shaming is when people shame people who they claim to have “bad attitudes” in reality however these people with said “attitudes” actually have high Testosterone (aka T) and they physically cannot help being an asshole.

Her: you are such an asshole!!

Him: Quit T-Shaming me bro 😂

by Joshua Dark May 1, 2021

Back Spackle

1. Semen on someone’s backside

2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.

Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad

Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Butter Nutter

Using butter for sexual lubricant

I ran out of ky jelly so I broke out the country crock. Nothing like a good butter nutter

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Dick-N-Dump

1. A public restroom with a glory hole.

2. One night stand

Went down to the truck stop bathroom for a dick-n-dump

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020