TOP

A short reference to either LAPTOP or PALMTOP computers.

Damn, shoulda brought mah TOP so I could check the email out here!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

FAKU

An extremely powerful head-butt that you do not want to be in the receiving end of.

I was caught in a bear hug and the only way out was to FAKU his ass right in the face.

by Joshiro007 March 01, 2003

BIG-BIGS

Fat peepz. I mean HELLA fat.

No! Lookit that BIG-BIG!! Who lied to you and said you could wear that spandex???

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

MADAME

1) A title given to a woman of respectful stature.
2) A woman in charge of a prostituting men or women.

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

AH-UH!

Between peepz, an outburst to signal that something someone just said or did was just...not...right!

"What do a 75-year-old woman got between her tiddies that a 25-year-old don't?"

"What?"

"Her belly-button..!"

"AH-UH!!!"

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

RULE #2

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#2:

If performance is the KEY,
Then timing is EVERYTHING.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

SNAPS

The art of cutting down someone. Snaps came from shit-talking from the streetz. It's an art because you have to make the insult funny as hell and deliver it without looking stupid.

Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air an got stuck.

Yo sista's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Ya dick so small, you piss on yo nuts.

Ya gramma so old, she fart out cobwebs!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003