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Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen 

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.
I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

Ciara Salinas

Born August 5th, 1989 to Glenna Rae Salinas and Michael Somethin.

Best known for her poop eating capabilities. Also how large her eyes get when there is feces right in front of her.
Someone who eats poop is called a Ciara Salinas.
Ciara Salinas by hanora_cecilia August 17, 2011

Clara's sky (Klarino nebo)

Specific type of pink clouds.
It appears just before sunset, clouds are pink and sky behind them are in baby blue color.
Look at Clara's sky (Klarino nebo)

Ciaran’s muffins 

Ciaran’s muffins comes from a folk tale about a boy named Ciaran who made the shittest muffins physically possible and killed people by giving it to them. Ciaran’s muffins is a way to describe something that is terrible and awful
My god, that baby tasted like Ciaran’s muffins.

Ciaira’s always right

It rhymes for a reason
I know I’m right Ciaira’s always right it rhymes for a reason

ciaran's penis 

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode
"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"
ciaran's penis by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022