Josh's definitions

noah's mom

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.

I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

by Josh February 3, 2004

Fuck seed

cum that comes out of your dick when:
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies

my girl was givin me head when she said " Bitch, you shot fuck seed down my throat!"

by josh February 6, 2004

flapjack

Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.

Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.

by Josh February 8, 2004

fuckface

Having a fuckable face.
Or someone publicly fucked in the face.

Damn, look at that "fuckface" Josh

by Josh February 8, 2004

deezy

absolutely the gayest possible person in the history of the human race

that richard simmons is such a deezy!

by josh February 9, 2004

tubesteak

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

by josh November 5, 2002

grep

To find a pattern in a given input.

grep "pattern" FILE

Or:

"I grep'd your product's manual, but found nothing about 'what to do if product is on fire'."

by Josh January 17, 2003